These guys are big sports fans.
These guys are big sports fans.
Ducks eat for free at subway!
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Mitch was gone too early, but he's not the first talented musician or comedian to have issues with drugs. For those who haven't heard his humer, below are a couple of links. There are also a number of his routines on youtube.
http://www.mitchhedberg.net/
http://comedians.comedycentral.com/mitch-hedberg
I've never heard the Duck humor pertaining to the steak fajita sandwich and Sun Chips, but this is one of my favorite Hedburg clips of all time, especially the Duck jokes at the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk8n31QrPKA
(Duck humor starts at about 4:15)
Here's the shortened version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZneT3...layer_embedded
My favorite is the Reese's bit, you'd better give it to him!!!!
“I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you.”
or another classic
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
Thats what she said.
Banana's are like the opposite of caution lights. Green means 'Hold On'. Yellow means 'Go'. And Red means 'where the ____ did you get that banana'.
Once my friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said 'no'. But then I thought I might want a regular banana later, so 'yeah'.
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi
"If I had a friend that was a tightrope walker, and we were walking down the sidewalk and he tripped, I'd be like, 'Dude, that is totally unacceptable!' "
"13's an unlucky number... so should the letter 'B' be, because it looks like a scrunched together 13. 'Hi, whats your name?' 'Bob' "Get the f___ away!!' "
Hotels don't have floors with the number 13. But come on, the people on the 14th floor know what floor they're really on. Hey what floor are you on? Fourteen. No you aren't. Jump out the window... You will die Earlier!
"It's physically impossible to bleed purple and gold. Everyone bleeds red. UL red!"
Hey Cajun Fans!
We're running a tailgaters special for on all Saturdays during football season. We're offering our Sub Platters for $19.99/each.
Go CAJUNS!
Joel
Subway Downtown
I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide...
RIP, Mitch
"Success is the peace of mind that is the direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming." -- Coach John Wooden
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
"Success is the peace of mind that is the direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming." -- Coach John Wooden
Hey now... I'm well over 35 and I know Mitch's work. I sure was bummed when he passed away. I still catch him on XM Radio Raw Dog. A comic genius, Mitch was.
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